(Source: unamusedsloth)


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(Source: unamusedsloth)


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humoristics:

These broke my heart

Check out the rest of them, if you want your heart broken too, here


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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly


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lolatenenbaum:

did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th?

or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it?

or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes?

or that camels have 3 eyelids?

or that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath?

or that there’s a city called Rome on every continent?

or that dolphins sleep with one eye open so a bitch nigga can’t try to sneak up?

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did you know my nigga??????


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floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”


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nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life


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